Author Archives: Hola Juicy

About Hola Juicy

I was born in Buenos Aries, child of 3 doctors. The police never liked my parents, so we moved around a lot. My parents were always nice to me and kept all the mean people of the world away from me. They all got lost, so now I live alone in Seattle.

Ripping angle darts

I was reading with Foote in my apartment today. We heard a REALLY loud ripping sound outside, so we went out on the balcony to see what was getting torn up. We could see that other people on nearby roofs … Continue reading

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Lady on the trail by the road

I was driving to work today, along the road near Lake union and the trail.  I saw a person sprawled across the trail, like maybe they were sleeping.  After 100 yards I started to worry that maybe he (or she) … Continue reading

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Riding the Bus

I had to go to a store downtown.  I live in Capitol Hill, so it’s easy to bus there, I just walk to the stop on Pine.  But there was this stuff on the sidewalk.  It looked like barf.  I … Continue reading

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What are trucks for?

I mean, I can fit whatever I want into my car.  I even fit 3 bags of groceries once. Hola Juicy

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I like pizza

When I went to get a slice, the pizza maid was busy cutting up a pizza I didn’t want. I put my money on the counter to be ready for when she was done slicing the yucky pizza. She kept … Continue reading

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